Werelemur's Lair

Ganked from <lj user=pet_lunatic>.

Write 10 things you would never say to the person or people you mean them for. They can be positive, negative or simply a paranoia you have that is related toward them directly.

<lj-cut>1.  I still love you.  Even if you <i>are</i> marrying someone else.

2.  Grow the fuck up.  Please.  You're about to be a mom.

3.  You know, there's a reason so many people in this fucking family have issues.

4.  I love you dearly, but it PISSES ME OFF when I change my plans around you, and then you flake on me.

5.  Get over yourself.  It's really not all about you.

6. Yes, you're a stay-at-home mom.  I respect that.  But your kids are in school ALL FUCKING DAY, and you give me shit about my grades when I work full-time AND take care of a 92-year-old?

7. I wish you would die, so I could have my dad back.

8.  You're the hottest hottie that ever hotted, and I wish I had the nerve to say so.

9.  You keep trying to set me up with crazy people.  WHY?

10.  I'm worried that you're depressed.  I wish I could help.

11.  I try, but I can't do it all.  Really.  You're asking too much.

12.  I'm sorry.

13.  You fucked up my life.  Do you ever feel even a LITTLE bit of fucking remorse?

14.  I'm queer.

15.  I want to google you, but I'm afraid.  What if you're working with kids or something?</lj-cut>

Wow.  Emotional bran muffin, much?